Wyrst Publishing Company 300% increase in sales!!!!

Our own church's "Wyrst Publishing Company" has had a 300% increase in sales over the last month!!!! The "Hallelujah Herald" is now 6th place in Maitland's most requested local newspaper. Thank you to all church members who devote their unpaid time to producing and selling our newspaper. Wyrst Pentacostal Church would also like to thank our sponsors Shady Deals, Maitland Right-Wing Fascist Party and our own Pastor Dale's "The Lord's Property, Investment and Laundry Empire". This week's feature in the "Hallelujah Herald" is "Will the economic downturn affect the giving of tithes?" where Pastor Dale gives a stunning answer from the Lord that church members should step out in faith and triple tithe as times get worse.