Deacons are advised that they are not to permit any horses to be left unattended on the church grounds. Four horesmen have apparently left their horses unattended on the church grounds over the past week and have fertilised parts of the grounds which should not be fertilised. It is suspected that the four horsemen are undercover mounted police trying to investigate "The Lord's Property, Investment and Laundry Empire" operated by our Pastor Dale K. Whangke. Deacons are advised to tell these undercover police that Pastor is not available for comment or a stay in their cells. An artist's sketch of the horsemen is featured below. Be alert! Do not let them anywhere near our pastor!!!