Pastor Ron has had extensive minastry in Louisiana in the USA and has demonstrated how awesome and anointed he is in this type of Blitz. We want every post in Maitland to be decorated in these type of signs for the glory of the Lord. If you feel led to help in this minastry then register at the Church Office.
*Minastry may incur a fee for signs.
Pastor Dale has finished building the Triple Tithe Barn as a halfway point for those who still tithe in cash.
The Triple Tithe barn is situated at the back of the church property. Just follow the sign.
Cash handling has resulted in many of the staff suffering from callouses and RSI. The coins take up too much room and are heavy to cart in the wheelbarrows from the church to the Triple Tithe Barn after church services.
Hundred dollar bills are preferred if you are paying in cash. (Rounded up to the next 100)Please do not place coins in the offering plate as they scratch the gold. Notes only.
Kiddies can also join in this valuable minastry using the above FREE Kiddies Tithe Money Box or our special Kiddies Piggy Bank available from our Biblestore.Use the above diagram to explain to your kiddies how to triple tithe.Some have questioned what tithes are used for. Our edited abridged financial records are open to all quadriple tithers but are shown in the diagram above.
Remember, the Lord loves a cheerful triple tither.
Pastor Dale K. Whangke
The trio's new cd "Christian Revival Awesome Prayertime Songs " (CRAP Songs) will be available for purchase at our Biblestore at the special price of $39.99 each or $80 for two.
"It is obvious that this is a minastry all done for the glory of the Lord", said Pastor Dale before being taken away by undercover police for questioning. "The cleaned money is safe in the Church Vault & Tithe Safe at the Church Office. Please call my lawyer gain!!!"
Pastor Dale's lawyer said that he hoped Pastor Dale would be granted bail by Sunday for his usual sermoan but he failed to get a suppression order on the case which will be front page news in the Waitland Muckery on Monday.
I can always spot a person who is not a true Christian by the layer of dust on their Bible. True Christians value Bible study above all other things. You should mark all the important parts in your bible by highlighting and underlining them along with adding comments from my sermoans. Although the whole Bible is God's word you only have to worry about the bits that I talk about in my sermoans.
You don't have to worry yourself about what any of the Bible means as long as you have memorised the important verses from my sermoans so that you can quote them to unbelievers.
Another great witnessing tool for those who dare question the supreme authority of the Bible is my Circle of Bible Belief. Memorise it so that you can quote it off by heart.
Most importantly all members of Wyrst Pentacostal Church should grow in the Lord by studying and putting into practice my free Bible Study on "Submission To Your Pastor" You can demonstrate your growth in the Lord and your appreciation for my work by placing something in one of the following two envelopes in the Offering Plate:
Larger gifts and love offerings may be left at the Church Vault & Tithe Safe at the Church Office.
Your Pastor Dale K. Whangke