This Australia Day will be the hottest in 31 years. Hell will be hotter for humanistic pagan sinners like you. You can escape hell by paying your tithes, offerings and love gifts to Wyrst Pentacostal Church. If you pay triple tithes to Wyrst Pentacostal Church you also get awesome discounts at our Biblestore. Remember, the Lord loves you if you are a true Christian like Wyrst Pentacostal Church members and not a pretend one or a humanistic pagan sinner.
As members of Wyrst Pentacostal Church are aware of, Jesus will be coming back on 21st May 2011 to kill everyone who does not believe in him. This Australia Day will be the very last one ever. A special minastry of our church has been annointed by the Lord to provide the very best last Australia Day. See details below and add in the Waitland Muckery.
It is obvious that the heathen are being smitten by God through floods in Australia. Pastor Dale K Whangke will be delivering a sermoan this weekend on "God Loves You - Drown, You Pagan Scum: The Lessons of Noah" this weekend. A special love offering will be take to reinforce the levee banks surrounding Wyrst Pentacostal Church.
This Australia Day our Biblestore will have an added corner with Australian memorabilia for sale.
The Wyrst Pentacostal Church Women's Group will also be providing lamingtons with their tea, coffee and cordial. All items are anointed by the Lord and can be bought at a awesome 1% discount for all triple tithers.
Pastor Dale K Whangke will be giving an Australia Day sermon entitled "Bring Back The White Australia Policy".
Pastor Dale K Whangke is very disappointed at the unfair criticism of Wyrst Pentacostal Church's fireworks display on New Year's Eve which had huge crowds. Every person who attended was given a sparkler at great expense to the Wyrst Pentacostal Church Tithe Barn and a free lit candle was provided to light the sparklers. The sparklers were the main attraction at the fireworks display due to the Global Financial Collapse. This free service was provided as a minastry to Maitland residents. Attendees were also treated to an awesome free three hour sermoan by Pastor Dale K Whangke which was anointed by the Lord. It was a fitting ending to the last New Year's Eve ever as Jesus will be returning on 21st May 2011.