Pastor Tony Krabbott inspired to make Dale K Whangke biopic

Pastor Dale K Whangke has been pastor of Wyrst Pentacostal Church for decades. Pastor Tony Krabbott (pictured above) has now embarked on a true labour of love to bring the story of Maitland legend Pastor Dale K Whangke to the big screen. It's a story that just has to be told according to Pastor Tony Krabbott, Pastor Dale K Whangke's best friend and financial partner.

Pastor Tony Krabbott has no idea what a decent movie looks like, he has enjoyed the privilege of being a pastor and has absolutely no idea how to make movies. So for the Maitland man to even contemplate making a movie about the legendary Pastor Dale K Whangke is somewhat silly but it is inspired by the Lord so it will be awesome.

This year Pastor Tony Krabbott launched a campaign to bring the story of the Maitland icon and legend Pastor Dale K Whangke to the big screen after he bought the screen rights to Pastor Dolly Tittenhurst’s book The Anointed Life of Pastor Dale K Whangke.

Those unfamiliar with the story should know that Pastor Dale K Whangke dropped out of school at 15 years old and some early work as a sewerage worker. A few fiends and he went to Dubbo for a year travelling in a Kombi Van, exploring the sites. On returning home he was employed for 10 years in the pooper scooper industry. He then married in 1981 to his wife Elsie D. and in the next few years became the proud father of two beautiful kids - Adam & Steve.

It was during his extended time in a psychiatric unit, that Pastor Dale K Whangke felt the call to Christian minastry. His wife and family packed their possessions into two suit cases and moved back to where he started – Maitland NSW Australia - "The City Of Excitement". During this time he began studying Theollojy and received an PhD in Creationist Pentacostal Minastry from the Oz Christian Diploma Mill. Pastor Dale K Whangke is still gathering tithes in Wyrst Pentacostal Church which he planted in 1992.

Pastor Tony Krabbott is the producer, director and star of the film The Anointed Life of Pastor Dale K Whangke as he bears some resemblance to Pastor Dale K Whangke. Early this year, Pastor Tony Krabbott started training to play Pastor Dale K Whangke. He drinks Wysrt Pentacostal Church wine every hour, minasters to handmaidens and work is no longer a necessity.

But, of course, Pastor Dale K Whangke is not the only character involved in the story of the pastor’s life. There are his handmaidens, his financial manager, and his Lord. None were available for comment.

At the end of last year Pastor Tony Krabbott formed a production company to produce films as a minastry of Wyrst Pentacostal Church. The movie The Anointed Life of Pastor Dale K Whangke will be available in our Biblestore for a mere $49.95 with a 10% discount for all triple tithe paying readers of the Waitland Muckery. Filming is expected to start and finish next month.

WYRST PENTACOSTAL CHURCH STALL AT MAITLAND SHOW

Wyrst Pentacostal Church will have a food / evangelisation stall at Maitland Show this weekend. We have a prime position on the extreme south of the grounds next to the Gents toilet.  Order our great witnessing tool  - the Cheesey Jesus Pizza - for an awesome $26.25.  This year it has lots more cheese. Praise the Lord!

You can be a VIP Vistor for a small fee of $83.75 and have Jesus sit at your table for 2 minutes. You can ask Jesus to quote his favourite verse from the KJV bible and tell you the many the benefits of being a triple tithe paying member of Wyrst Pentacostal Church. How awesome is that! *[ Jesus is not allowed to answer any other question.] 

If you collect the free coupon from this week's Waitland Muckery you'll be able to get a huge 1.75 % discount of the Christian Kiddies Show Bag which retails for a low $14.95. *[Show bag and contents are as depicted in above photo.]

Another awesome minastry of Wyrst Pentacostal Church.

Annoying Fig Trees Removed

Finally the annoying fig trees that surrounded Wyrst Pentacostal Church's Wedding Chapel have been removed and replaced by beautiful pavers and concrete. The figs were a danger and could have toppled over and scratched the marble surface of the chapel. The birds chirping in the fig trees also interupted Pastor Dale's anointed sermoans and prayers.  Full story in this weekend's Waitland Muckery - found immediately after Part 486 on the series about Les Darcy and the '55 flood.

Buy Wyrst Pentacostal Church's Communion Wine For This Christmas

Ever wondered what you have been drinking for wine at the Lord's Supper? Here it is! Our communion wine, Purple Death, is avalable at our Holy Spirit Liquor Outlet this week only at a special Christmas  cheer price of $27 (being 3 cubed and thus spiritual).  Ho ho ho! A free evangelical tract, "Keep Christ in Christmas for Christ's sake", is provided with every purchase. A special 1% discount is available for all triple tithers presenting with a digital edition of this weekend's Waitland Muckery.

Wyrst Pentacostal Church Nativity Scene In Maitland Mall

Wyrst Pentacostal Church has a new minastry with an awesome nativity scene in Maitland Mall. It may be our last as the mall may be open to traffic next year and Pastor Dale doesn't want baby Jesus run over by a truck. Baby Jesus now has a guard dog after the dreadful scene last year where thugs dragged baby Jesus from his manger and crucified him on a telegraph pole. Baby Jesus has also had holes his hands and feet fixed with spack filler. Full story in this weekend's Waitland Muckery.

Public Announcement

As the Rapture is occuring on 21st May 2011 all Church Services at Wyrst Pentacostal Church have been cancelled after that date but tithes are still due right up until that time. We have just 6 days to evangelise Maitland, the City of Excitement, with the good news that Jesus is coming back to kill all the nonChristians. A Welcoming Committee has been formed and all members of Wyrst Pentacostal Church are required to attend our Rapture Service in the Holy Ghost Outdoor Arena beginning at 5 minutes to midnight on Friday. Please come suitably dressed to fly through the sky with Jesus. We will have a huge ad in the Waitland Muckery on Monday 23rd May 2011 explaining why we have all vanished and how the rest of Australia got left behind.

Rapture Suit

Buy your Rapture Suit at our Biblestore. One size fits all. Be ready for May 21st when Jesus will come flying through the sky like Superman to take us to heaven. 1% discount with the voucher in the Waitland Muckery.

Wyrst Pentacostal Church supports Counsillor Ray Fairweather

Wyrst Pentacostal Church supports Maitland Counsillor Ray Fairweather in opening up traffic to Maitland Mall as reported in the Waitland Muckery. Counsillor Ray Fairweather brought us the wonderful psychedelic clock tower in East Maitland which so many people are talking about - though one should dismiss their talk about it being an ugly eye-sore that makes people vomit every time they see it.

Since the majority of stores are closed on a weekend in Maitland Mall it is the sensible thing to do. You can enjoy sightseeing the places of historic interest in Maitland Mall - the closed stores and those which are for sale and lease - in the comfort of your car as you pass from Maitland Mall to Greenhills where the shops are open.

You can also view the only excitement in Maitland "The City of Excitement" as depicted in the photos above all from the protection of your car safe from the numerous pensioner gangs that roam Maitland Mall beating up people with their walking sticks and trying to run over decent people in their walking frames.

Wyrst Pentacostal Church supports the law and order platform of this ex-Warden of Maitland Jail. Maitland needs to become a gated community for Liberal Party voting white Anglo-Saxon Christians who can't be bothered with artsy fartsy material and want everyone to return to the good old 1950s.

Bible toilet paper

Now you can wipe yourself with the word of the Lord with our new product - Bible toilet paper.  Make sure you read each verse before you use it to wipe your naughty parts. This made from recycled Waitland Muckery newspapers. As usual there is a 1% discount for all triple tithers at Wyrst Pentacostal Church.

Remember to join us for the LAST Australia Day ever!

As members of Wyrst Pentacostal Church are aware of, Jesus will be coming back on 21st May 2011 to kill everyone who does not believe in him. This Australia Day will be the very last one ever. A special minastry of our church has been annointed by the Lord to provide the very best last Australia Day. See details below and add in the Waitland Muckery.

Thank you, Maitland City Council

Thank you, Maitland City Council for placing a caution sign on Cowpat Road leading to our church complex. Read all about it in the Waitland Muckery.

Four Employees Sadly Missed

The above four employees of Wyrst Pentacostal Church will leaving for missionary work at Disneyland, USA. They have spent years in ministry in our Chrildren's Church and will be sadly missed. Full story in this weekend's Waitland Muckery.

NEW CHURCH BUS!!!!

Our new mega-church bus has arrived and soon you will see it around Maitland. It will do aloop through Maitland suburbs daily before it's final destination -Wyrst Pentacostal Church. Book your seats now! 1% discount coupons available from this weekend's Waitland Muckery.

Lord's Science Free Light Bulbs

The *Lord's Science Free Light Bulbs are now available from our Biblestore for a mere $49.95. Triple tithers get a 1% discount. How awesome is that! * Light bulbs will not work if you do not have the required faith. If light bulbs fail to work three times in a row see the Elders who will anoint you with oil and pray for the gift of faith for you once you have provided a Love Offering of above $100. No refunds on this product.

Jesus appears at out Cracker And Grape Juice Festival

Jesus appeared at out yearly "Cracker and Grape Juice Festival" held in the Wyrst Pentacostal Church foyer. Awesome! Funds were raised for Pastor Dale K Wangke's annual missionary tour to the casinoes in the Greek Isles. Full details in this weekend's Waitland Muckery.

Awesome new Christian cd!

This awesome new Christian cd is available from our Biblestore at 3 for $25 or $7 each. These awesome worship inspiring tunes are featured in our Soccer Service of a Saturday morning. Bring your own vuvuzela and join in the praise! Win a free vuvuzela by buying a copy of the Waitland Muckery any day next week. How awesome is that!

VISIT OUR STEAMFEST STALL

Follow the signs on the railway lines to find the Wyrst Pentacostal Church stall at Steamfest.

This year, to celebrate 25 years of Steamfest, we are holding a Soiree Under The Spire on Staurday Night at our Christian Takeaway. It will feature gourmet cheeseburgers, Christian line dancing and our own Christian Clown Minastry. Grab a coupon from this weekend's Waitland Muckery or from our Steamfest stall and get an awesome 1% discount off the $35 entrance fee. (*Food not included.)

As a community service to many thousands of visitiors to our City of Excitement we have strategically placed the following helpful sign on every road leading to Maitland.

Godly plans for "Operation Wake Up" thwarted by Council!!!

We installed huge speakers on the perimeter of our land and were about to begin "Operation Wake up" last Sunday when the police arrived with orders from Council to shut it down.

"Operation Wake Up" was our Godly plan to wake up all residents of Maitland on dawn each Sunday with some rousing Jesus Jingles and a call to worship just like those Moslems do.

Obviously this is an example of Godly persecution and we will appeal the decision.

Read about it in today's Waitland Muckery.

Creation scientists producing green bio-gas fuel

As you know, Maitland is plagued by cows. Their daily methane production is helping to cause a huge hole in the ozone layer.

Wyrst Pentacostal Churh Chief Creationist Researcher, Pastor Joe McDonald, has invented the Lord's Methane Collection Unit which are strapped onto cows to collect the methane gas and turn it into bio-gas fuel. The Creation Science Research Lab at Wyrst Pentacostal Church is currently trialling a similar unit for humans.

The Lord's Methane Gas Collection Unit is available in a range of colours and may be printed with your own bible verse. Available now at our Biblestore.

Present the coupon available in the Waitland Muckery's exclusive 12 page feature article lift out in this weekend's paper and get a whopping 1% discount. How awesome is that!

MORE AWARDS FOR MY BLOG!

Again this blog has won a host of awards as voted by an elite voting institution which has some of our elders on its panel.

These elders have now been promoted to the status of Super-Spiritual Elders. Their induction service is next Sunday. Full details in tomorrow's Waitland Muckery.