New "Jesus Watch" at our Biblestore

As usual, we offer a 1% discount on this item for all tithe-paying Trew Kristyuns. Just clip out 10 coupons from the Waitland Muckery.

Please obey this commandment. There are heretics asking for food and shelter which should only be given to tithe-paying Trew Kristyuns. Ask one of the Wyrst Pentacostal Church Elders or Deacons if you are unsure of who to help.

Sermon topic for this Sunday

Get your "Christian Smile On A Stick"

Available at our Biblestore. Look just like our Pastor Dale K. Whangke!!!!