As you know, Maitland is plagued by cows. Their daily methane production is helping to cause a huge hole in the ozone layer.
Wyrst Pentacostal Churh Chief Creationist Researcher, Pastor Joe McDonald, has invented the Lord's Methane Collection Unit which are strapped onto cows to collect the methane gas and turn it into bio-gas fuel. The Creation Science Research Lab at Wyrst Pentacostal Church is currently trialling a similar unit for humans.
The Lord's Methane Gas Collection Unit is available in a range of colours and may be printed with your own bible verse. Available now at our Biblestore.
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