Free Meal in February!

Buy any of the yummy *meals pictured above from the Wyrst Pentacostal Chuch Cafeteria in February and we will give you a FREE MEAL from the same menu.

The meals in this promotion are only an incredible **$43.50 each!!!

Another awesome minastry from Wyrst Pentacostal Church.

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* Food may be less appetizing and nutritious than that pictured above. Food may include various preservatives, food colouring, e-coli and be made by nuts.

** Price excludes booking fee, drinks, deserts, tables, chairs, plates, knives, forks, spoons, chopsticks etc. which each incur a separate fee. Definitely NO BYO on any of these items!

Evangelism Seminar

Pastor Billy Gote will be presenting a seminar on evangelisim next month. Included in the seminar price is a free copy of his book "How to Answer University Smart Pants With Bible Verses". This book is normally $39.95 at our Biblestore but any church member attending Pastor Billy Gote's seminar will be able to purchase an additional copy for only $35.95! How awesome is that!!! Pastor Billy Gote will also autograph each book for an adittional $5 each.

Book now at our church office and recent a 1% discount with the voucher in this week's Waitland Muckery.

Christian Unthinking

Next Sunday Pastor Dale K Whangke will be introducing his new sermoan theme - "Christian Unthinking".

Thinking is a worldly pursuit that Satan uses to:
- undermine people's belief in the bible as God's Word
- cause one to doubt the infallibility of one's Pastor
- cause one to study at secular humanist Darwinian evolutionist universities
- cause one to lose one's born-again salvation
- cause one to commit all sorts of unGodly acts such as listen to rock music, go to art galleries, visit libraries and go to the cinema.

- cause one to become a Labour Party voter

- cause one to have worldly friends.

True Christians let their Pastor do all the thinking for them. That is why your Pastor is annointed by the Lord and receives tithes, offerings and love gifts. Your Pastor does all the thinking for you so that you don't have to. Your Pastor is your Head to whom you are responsible and accountable.

Evey true Christian is like the picture above - headless except for his Pastor.

May the Lord bless this, his holy word.

Amen!

Christian Electronic Mail Seminar Series

Dr Bob Roberts, PhD (Creationism) will be giving a special seminar on Christian Electronic Mail this weekend. Dr Bob will be giving clear biblical teaching on why one should only use Christian email and not secular humanist Darwinian email which is of the Devil. At the conclusion Dr Bob will be available to *sign copies of any purchase made of his 78 creationist books as well as personally bless anything purchased from his selection of 46 creationist dvds.

Book early with a coupon from today's Maitland Muckery and get a 1% discount!

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*A small fee may apply for any purchase under $200.

Come and join the fun!

2010 Minastry Begins In February

As you know, everything in Maitland and Wyrst Pentacostal Church closes down from Christmas to when our Minastry begins again in February 2010. The first sermoan series by Pastor Dale K Whangke in 2010 will be "Satan: He's Here! He's There! He's Everywhere!" This is also the title of his new book available at our Bible Store. Pastor Dale's book will be the guide for our Bible Study Groups next month.

Australia Day Celebrations

Book your seat for our awesome Australia Day Celebrations where we will announce the "2010 True Christian Of The Year". Our Christian school will present a ribbon twirling extravaganza and Christian finger painting exhibition. Our music minastry will be launching it's new cd "Wowie Jesus Jingles Volume 398". Pastor Dale K Whangke will tell us about his Missionary Journey to the casinoes in Los Vegas over the holiday break. Our celebration will end with the annual "BBQ, Book Burning & Bible Bash". How totally awesome!!!

New Geography Syllabus

Wyrst Pentacostal Church Christian School will start the term with a new syllabus that incorporates the latest teaching on Jesus' return in 2012. Note that our nation is part of Oceana which features mightily in the last days. The above wall map - which covers a whole wall - is available free for every triple tithe paying family of Wyrst Pentacostal Church who sends four or more children to be taught in our Christian school. Another of our many awesome minastries!

Visit our Christmas Decoration

The Christmas decoration atWyrst Pentacostal Church's "God's Waiting Room For Old People" is shown above. Bring the kiddies out and have a picnic underneath the cross! On New Year's Eve at 11;59pm the decoration will be burnt while we sing Jesus Jingles. An awesome witnessing tool and great minastry!!!