Please report anyone with an unhighlighted Bible verse to one of the Elders who will deal with the matter.
We have a Godly curriculum that features:
- singing of Jesus Jingles
- witnessing to pagans and secular humanists
- A Bible verse quoted before the start of every lesson
- Creation Science For Dummies
- Revised Fundamentalist History Of The World Since Its Creation In 7 Literal Days in 4004 BC.Our School Principal Gary S. Nivler is a graduate from Wyrst Teacher's College with a Doctorate in Jesus Jingles and Finger Puppets. He is Pastor Dale K Whangke's favourite nephew.
At a mere $35 000 a year for triple tithe paying members of Wyrst Pentacostal Church this is an awesome bargain! Book now to enrol your child for 2010.
According to the Waitland Muckery 15 000 people flooded the area though the elderly newspaper reporter tallying the entries went to be with the Lord after recording the first 10 people (the funeral service will be on Monday at our church hall).
The exhibition features Rusty Myers' "True Christian Rustic Roof" sculptures, Judy Schmidt "Wooden Crucifixes With Awesome Lord" and Barry Bolt's "Christian Cow Produce".
All entrants this week receive a FREE "Four Spiritual Laws" tract! How awesome is that! Entry is free to all triple tithers of Wyrst Pentacostal Church or those who have a 10 subscription to the Waitland Muckery. For all others the entrance fee is $24.95 (No Concessions).
The first 10 people to register for this seminar will get a free Bible Belt and a 2 week subscription to the Waitland Muckery.
God and the Holy Spirit look like Jesus but there are not really Jesus. Jesus is seated at God's right hand side and looks like his Dad ... and of, course, those lovely angels are all around them ... and under their feet. They aren't treading on the angels. The angels are holding them up so that they don't fall throgh the clouds and clobber someone. You can tell which part of God is God, Jesus or the Holy Spirit because of their supergod costumes that show their insignias. When you see someone with a shining golden trinagular halo then you know it's God.
These wonderful rminders of the holy trinity are avaiable as wall sized posters from our Biblestore. Get a 2% discount with the coupon from this week's Waitland Muckery.Be blessed!
Pastor Dale K Whangke
Though now quite small Pastor Jim's church used to be a large church like Wyrst Pentacostal Church until a tragic accident. We are sure that Pastor Jim will again grow his church to a substantial size just like us.
Pastor Jim has given us enough red cordial to serve to every member in appreciation of our help! Thjis minastry is brought to you FREE from Pastor Jim's church. Be blessed!