We have a Godly curriculum that features:
- singing of Jesus Jingles
- witnessing to pagans and secular humanists
- A Bible verse quoted before the start of every lesson
- Creation Science For Dummies
- Revised Fundamentalist History Of The World Since Its Creation In 7 Literal Days in 4004 BC.Our School Principal Gary S. Nivler is a graduate from Wyrst Teacher's College with a Doctorate in Jesus Jingles and Finger Puppets. He is Pastor Dale K Whangke's favourite nephew.
At a mere $35 000 a year for triple tithe paying members of Wyrst Pentacostal Church this is an awesome bargain! Book now to enrol your child for 2010.