The above fake notes have been found in the Wyrst Triple Tithe Barn & Holy Bank Account. The evil sinners who have passed these notes in our gold collection plates will be smitten by the Lord for robbing the Lord of his tithe. Security footage is being viewed by Wyrst Security Guards & Tithe Protectors in order to hunt down these evil doers who will be fined with an extra tithe and Sinner's Love Offering.
