The Christmas decoration atWyrst Pentacostal Church's "God's Waiting Room For Old People" is shown above. Bring the kiddies out and have a picnic underneath the cross! On New Year's Eve at 11;59pm the decoration will be burnt while we sing Jesus Jingles. An awesome witnessing tool and great minastry!!!
Wyrst Pentacostal Church is erecting the above poster in all areas of Maitland. This mammoth effort is being sponsored by Hilda Moo John, turkey farmer and Maitland's candidate for the next Australian saint. Each sign will be erected on a crucifix. Our Youth Group is encouraged to meet this weekend armed with hammer and nails to help in this awesome minastry.
Pastor Dale's brand new throne will be commissioned next Sunday. You can also have a photo taken of your child on Pastor Dale's knee after the service for $50. A wonderful Christmas gift that your child will values forever! Please note that the thrones are only for use by Wyrst Pentacostal Church pastors and approved visiting clergy.
The Origami Christmas tree ball is now available in our Biblestore to decorate your Christmas tree. At a mere $4.95 it is great value and all the funds raised by sales go to help the deprived and needy in the Finance Department at Wyrst Pentacostal Church whose bonuses have been cut from the usual $20 000 to a mere $19 000. They have also had to lay-off the chauffers of their Bentleys over the Christmas season.
This Sunday Pastor Rob McDee will present a sermon on how to have the joy of the Lord. Pastor Rob is associated with "Joy Of The Lord Minastries" and has just completed his nineth world tour to evangelise the heathen in Los Vegas and the Greek Isles. A special Love Offering will be collected. Please only provide notes of $10 upwards as this makes it easier to count before Pastor Rob leaves to begin his tenth world tour beginning with the evangelisation of the heathen at Disneyland the next day.
A special thanks to the Ladies Book Ministry who have finally completed the blacking out of all naughty bits, mentions of evolution and erroneous doctrine from all the books in our Christian School's library. Bless you all for this awesome minastry.