Bible Study For This Week


Now sold at our Biblestore.

New Member

New member Chis C Attell is a triple tither.

WARNING - Sodomites!!!!

Poster available from Biblestore. Buy some for your workplace!

Musical Minastry At This Sunday Night's Youth Service

Sign Our Petition To Rid Our Streets Of Porn

See our large centrefold ad in the Waitland Muckery

Reminder To All Church Goers With Kiddies

Laying Hands On Large Secular Humanist Mouse

Pastor David D Agg lays hands on a large secular humanist mouse.

Our Women's Missionary Team: The Missionettes

Join today and receive a free dvd of Pastor Dale's sermoans.

Turn Jesus On

Light switch available from our Biblestore. Buy one for evey room in the house.

New Poster In Biblestore

1% discount for regular tithers.

Sermon Topic This Week: Tithing

Remember, when ever you tithe you help to fill Jesus' Piggy Bank!

Laying On Of Hands - Evilooshunist

Pastor Dizzy D Aime lays her hands on an evilooshunist.

Our New Computer Technician

Our New Computer Technician Minastry Leader - Dilbert Urdd

New Men's Group: Wyrst Anchors

A new Men's Group has been formed at Wyrst Pentacostal Church which has as its goal to be anchored in the Lord. This is the symbol on all of the member's T-Shirts - Wyrst Anchor.



Protect Yourself With Bible Sword!

Approved and used by Pastor Dale K. Whangke. Free Holy Blood Wiping Rag to wuipe off mess available with every purchase. $199.95 each or family discount of $1000 for double tithers. A true minastry!

Bible Jelly

Buy some Bible Jelly when you get your after church coffee. Available in 10 kg bags from our Biblestore.

Your Own Personal Praise & Worship Leader!

Now you can have your own Personal Praise & Worship Leader in the privacy of tyiou own home. Stand him up and plug him in to hear hours of repuitious praise and worship phrases 24 / 7 such as "Hallelujah! Praise the Lord! Glory to God! Jesus, Jesus, Jesus!! Bless the Lord! Amen!" This may be rented our bought from Wyrst Pentacostal's Biblestore. 1% discount for triple tithers. A great minastry!

Jesus Shows Himself In Mysterious Ways

Mark 9:34 & "Body Parts For Jesus"

Mark 9:34 "And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off"

Thank you to all our members who have have been plagued by masturbation and have donated their hands to our "Body Parts For Jesus" mission. This will help many people whose limbs have been blown off during the Holy Christian Crusade against Iraq. The limbs are currently being tattooed with John 3:16.

Another worthwhile minastry by Wyrst Pentacostal Church.

The Whangke Shield

Protect yourself from secular humanist new age evilooshunist brain waves with the Whangke Shield. Now available at our Bibhlestore for $789.05 but worth every cent.

Swallow the Sword Of The Lord

Watch Rev Fred Pharta swallow the Sword Odf The Lord at the morning service next week.

CCM Musician Goes to The Lord During Praise Session

CCM Musician Bob Crabtree went to the Lord after singing "Praise The Lord" chorus 587times during the Praise Service. A 6 hour Praise and Worship Funeral Service will be held on April 1st. CCM fans welcome.

New Trolleys For All Biblestore Shoppers

The Rapture - What will it be like?

EXCLUSIVE - Easter Bunny Performs At Wyrst Pentacostal Church!

We are the only church in Australia where the Easter Bunny will perform this Easter. Tickets $158.75. Bookings essential.

Blinking Jesus Poster

Our Blinking Jesus poster is available from our Biblestore for $59.99. Decorate your house with this stunning stylish reminder of Jesus.

New Sermoan Theme

Over the next 52 weeks Pastor Dale will be speaking about the sin of lust. Audio-visual dvds available at our Biblestore for $39.95.

Bible Bedspread

Read the Bible Bedspread rather than being filled with lust!

Available from Wyrst Pentacostal Church Biblestore.

CCM Superstar in Auditoriiumn This Sunday

CCM Superstar group "Lick My Pussy" performs gospel music in the Auditoruium this Sunday. Tickets $249.99. Bookings essential.

Thank You Jesus!

Yoko Hikari, CCM superstar, performs "Thank You Jesus For Nuking Hiroshima" this week at the Sunday Service. Tickets $99.99. Booking essential.

Maitland, NSW - "City Of Excitement"

Wyrst Pentacostal Church supports Maitland, NSW, Australia, the "City of Excitememnt".