Now you can have your own Personal Praise & Worship Leader in the privacy of tyiou own home. Stand him up and plug him in to hear hours of repuitious praise and worship phrases 24 / 7 such as "Hallelujah! Praise the Lord! Glory to God! Jesus, Jesus, Jesus!! Bless the Lord! Amen!" This may be rented our bought from Wyrst Pentacostal's Biblestore. 1% discount for triple tithers. A great minastry!
Mark 9:34 "And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off"
Thank you to all our members who have have been plagued by masturbation and have donated their hands to our "Body Parts For Jesus" mission. This will help many people whose limbs have been blown off during the Holy Christian Crusade against Iraq. The limbs are currently being tattooed with John 3:16.
Another worthwhile minastry by Wyrst Pentacostal Church.
CCM Musician Bob Crabtree went to the Lord after singing "Praise The Lord" chorus 587times during the Praise Service. A 6 hour Praise and Worship Funeral Service will be held on April 1st. CCM fans welcome.
We are the only church in Australia where the Easter Bunny will perform this Easter. Tickets $158.75. Bookings essential.