Security footage has revealed the two culprits guilty of pissing against the Wyrst Pentacostal Church wall!
Pastor Dale K Whangke wishes to warn the culprits about what the bible has to say on this subject:
David vows to kill "any that pisseth against the wall." 1 Samuel 25:22, 34
God promises to "cut off" anyone "that pisseth against the wall." 1 Kings 14:10
God promises to "bring evil upon thee" and to "cut off" all those "that pisseth against the wall." I Kings 21:21
God says that he "will cut off from Ahab him that pisseth against the wall." 2 Kings 9:8
* Cost does not include incidentals such as Parking Fee - $20, Table Fee - $30, Chair Fee - $10, spoon and bowl for Coco Pops - $15.50, milk for Coco Pops - $5, glass and ice with Scotch - $15, Listening Fee - $46.20
A sacred idol of Ronnie the Pious at the entrance to the Waitland Society of Phartists' Office.
Meet Jesus at the Wyrst Pentacostal Church Coffee Shop in our Biblestore each day at 10:100 am (excluding Sundays). Jesus will sign autographs for all triple tithers. Jesus is a proud sponsor of the Waitland Muckery.
10% of all profits from this month's sales are being donated to the needy overseas mission "Pastor's Retirement Fun" in the Greek Isles.
We again spent the Christmas holiday break at Wyrst Pentacostal's Pastor's Retreat in the south of France witnesssing to many of the locals and trying to determine God's will on which wine we should use for us in the Ministry Team's Communion during 2009.
I am now refreshed and ready to again minister in our ongoing crusade to convert all of Maitland before 2010.
Pastor Dale K. Whangke