Pastor Dale K Whangke was unimpressed when thieves broke into the Wyrst Pentacostal Church Offices on Wednesday and painted out Jesus from the mural in his Executive Conference Hall & Christian Leader's Spa and stole $394 865.95 from the Petty Cash Tin.
Pastor Dale K Whangke was even more unimpressed when the same thieves broke into the Wyrst Pentacostal Church Offices on Thursday and painted out the the apostles from the mural in his Executive Conference Hall & Christian Leaders Spa and stole his Lord's Servant's three BMWs.
Phartists from the Waitland Society of Phartists will restore the mural in a "working bee" on Saturday. Waitland Society of Phartists' patron Maggie Oam said that the phartists would make sure that the Jews were removed from the original mural and nice white Liberal voting males were substituted. "We also plan to add a few special features to make it blend onto the Maitland culture. There will be a flooded Hunter River in the background and no Aboriginals. We have also decided to include the 13th disciple - Ronnie The Pious. .... Oh, and did I tell you how wonerferful I am?"
A sacred idol of Ronnie the Pious at the entrance to the Waitland Society of Phartists' Office.
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