Wyrst Pentacostal Church has opened a new Drop-In Centre in High Street Maitland to minister to the ungodly heathen in our midst. They can come in a buy a Christian Coffee for $5 and get a free exorcism at no extra cost.
Try the new Jesus Burger at our Christian Take-Away. Taste the delicious Blood of Jesus Sauce on a Crucified Minced Meat Pattie with the Lord's Lettuce and New Testament Tomato in a Bible Bun. Supersize with some Fries in Hell. Totally awesome! Only $7.95 with a 1% discount for all Triple Tithers of Wyrst Pentacostal Church.
This awesome new Christian cd is available from our Biblestore at 3 for $25 or $7 each. These awesome worship inspiring tunes are featured in our Soccer Service of a Saturday morning. Bring your own vuvuzela and join in the praise! Win a free vuvuzela by buying a copy of the Waitland Muckery any day next week. How awesome is that!