Wyrst Caravan Park

If you need a holiday in these tough economic times then you can rent a caravan at Wyrst Caravan Park on the church grounds. The day begins with a Jesus Jingle broadcast over the loudspeakers in every caravan at 6:00 am. We then have a vast compulsory schedule of bible study, prayer meetings, creationist seminars, volunteer work, sermoans, church cleaning, "Testimony Time", tithe collection and devotions ... and then a serenade of the Top Forty Jesus Jingles until lights out a 10:00pm. Happy campers are also rostered to help prepare and cook the porridge, soups, stews and mashed potatoes for meals. Special discounts for families with more than 6 kiddies using the same caravan. This is another approved minastry of Wyrst Pentacostal Church.