Why the barbed wire around our sanctuary?

Some members have asked why we have erected barbed wire fences around our sanctuary. It is isn't to keep our members inside as a secular humanist wrote in this week's Letters To The Editor in the Waitland Muckery. No! It is to protect our sanctuary from terrorists. One can never be too vigilant. It is obvious that our multi-billion dollar complex is a key target for terrorists who wish to bring their pagan ways to our town and try to Sydneyfy it! We don't want Maitland to be Sydneyfied like Morpeth. Our security consultant, Major Bob N Down, produced a 3 page report from his 5 year study of our premises and as a result we are implementing his suggestions including the hiring of his family from Sicily to oversee future security.