Special Christian Action Figures for the kiddies

Now your kiddies can play with Judah the Christian soldier in his quest to convert the Skeptic. Watch Judah convert the Skeptic with the Four Spiritual Laws after Judah the Christian Soldier threatens to chop his pagan head off if he wants to continue being a secular humanist. Both action figures talk with phrases like:
Judah the Christian Soldier: "Turneth or burneth, thou heathen!"

Skeptic: "Okay, I accept Jesus into my heart."
Skeptic comes with a fake plastic copy of Darwin's "Origin of the Species" whereas Judah the Christian Soldier has a free real KJV Bible!
Now available at our Biblestore. Get 1% with the coupon from this week's Waitland Muckery.