The Wyrst Pentacostal Church Official Bible has many advantages over other Bibles.
Our Bible is fireproof!
Our Bible contains a real "Sword of the Word" for rightly dividing between true Christians and secular humanist evilooshunists.
Our Bible has lots of big pictures to colour in for our illiterate church members.
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