Bob Gaggin's Security Task Force greet Jesus (and give him hints on what to say if he doesn't want to be crucified) before Jesus begins his sermoan on Mount Gaggin in our church carpark. Jesus pleaded with the conservative candidates to stop being wankers but his pleas fell on deaf ears and empty heads. Bob Gaggin could not attend as he was busy on a subsequent engagement. Full story in today's Waitland Muckery.
