Pente Polly The Parrot

Pastor Dale K. Whangke's new parrot, "Polly The Pente Parrot", is now a member of the Greetingt Team at Wyrst Pentacostal Church. Polly greets people at our entrance with:
- Hallelujah!
- Praise the Lord!
- Glory to the Lord!
- Bless the Lord!
- Jesus! Jesus! Jesus!
- Praise! Praise! Praise!
- Pay your tithes or Jesus won't bless you!
- Pay a triple tithe and Jesus will bless you twice as much!
- Are you a true Christian? Turn or burn!
- Get lost you secular humanist evilooshunist pagan, you!