Remember to add Jesus as your friend on Facebook

All members of Wyrst Pentacostal Church are required to add Jesus as their Facebook friend and give Jesus the passwords to their Facebook page so Jesus can check that only the Lord's approved areas have been visited and only approved subjects and bible verses posted. Those who shun the Lord will have their access to the Lord's Holy Anointed Lounge Area at church refused, be restricted to the Babes In The Lord Remedial Area and be fined a quadriple tithe for every day the Lord is shunned.