This Sunday Pastor Dale K Whangke will be giving proof that Intelligent Design is true by the argument above and selected bible verses. This sermoan was inspired by Pastor Dale's wife Elsie D and her daily nose cleaning. Pastor Dale describes this proof as a revelation from the Lord stating " If the Lord had designed Elsie's fingers a centimetre fatter then it would not be possible." All attendees will get a free pass to the Wyrst Ceation Museum provided that they are accompanied by a evilutionist who pays the standard entry fee of $39.95. Another awsome minastry from Wyrst Pentecostal Church.
