Unemployment Rate Drops

You've probably noticed that there are less unemployed people in Maitland these days. That's because Wyrst Pentacostal Church has been uysing them in its newest minastry - the Soylent Green Factory situated at Metford. Pastor Dale Whangke said that the factory had previously been used for making sweets but now it is used for reducing unemployment. The factory's motto says it all "The only food product made by, of and for the people."
The product is green, reduces unemployment and is nutritious and therefore suitable for poorer families in the current global finacial crisis. A 10% discount is available with the coupon from this weekend's Waitland Muckery.