Sunday

NOTICE TO ALL ELDERS & SECURITY PERSONNEL

If you see this person enter the grounds:
1. Escort him out of the premises as quickly as possible.
2. Do not let him enter any tither's heart.
3. Do NOT allow him access to Pastor Dale K. Whangke - even if he has a contract signed in blood and is accompanied by a hooded thug called "Grim Reaper".
4. If the Waitland Muckery asks about details give them the usual "Ble$$ You Paper Bag Of Goodie$" if they post something about Wyrst Pentacostal Church being terrorised by heathen thugs.