Our Church Treasurer has helped get us into the lucrative Work For The Dole progrom where we help dole bludgers do decent work in return for the government giving us lots of money. Wyrst Pentacostal Church's Gas Works is the first to benefit from this scam .. er ... scheme. Our Work For The Dole participants are also given new unforms with a yellow star on them for identification purposes. This ministry is very profitable and we should be able to process many people in the Wyrst Pentacostal Church's Unemployment Solution. Our latest participants from the finance sector are finally finding out what it is like to do a decent day's work. To dob in ... er ... nominate a person for this ministry, please place their name at the Church Office. You can remain completely anonymous as usual.
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Our Work For The Dole Scheme
Our Church Treasurer has helped get us into the lucrative Work For The Dole progrom where we help dole bludgers do decent work in return for the government giving us lots of money. Wyrst Pentacostal Church's Gas Works is the first to benefit from this scam .. er ... scheme. Our Work For The Dole participants are also given new unforms with a yellow star on them for identification purposes. This ministry is very profitable and we should be able to process many people in the Wyrst Pentacostal Church's Unemployment Solution. Our latest participants from the finance sector are finally finding out what it is like to do a decent day's work. To dob in ... er ... nominate a person for this ministry, please place their name at the Church Office. You can remain completely anonymous as usual.
