Buy Bibles for the troops!

Buy a Bible for each member of the troops. Available from our Biblestore. 3% discount with a Waitland Muckery coupon.

Recent responses to Wyrst Pentacostal Church

"Awesome! Awesome! Totally awesome!"

"I could feel the anointing."

"Everything I wanted to hear."

"Truly biblical."

"Praise the Lord!"

"Where's the Gents?"

New medication by Creationist Doctors!

Creationist Doctors from the Wyrst Pentacostal Church Medical Minastry have a new product that will cure all your ailments. Imported from the USA. Available now at our Creationist Chemist.

New Christ Bread!

The Wyyrst Pentacostal Church True Christian Bakery Minastry now has new Christ Bread available for all members at a reduced price with any purchase of the Waitland Muckery.

Cosmology Classes For All!

Our Creation Scientists are presenting a series of informative lectures on cosmology from a biblical perspective each Friday Night from &:30 10:30 pm in the Fred Nile Auditorium. Everyone is urged to attend. Bring along an unsaved evilooshunist.

New poster at our Biblestore!

Biblestore patrons are now able to purchase a Jesus Poster for their secular humanist acquaintances who are Superman fans. Supplies are limited. Buy one now!

True Christian Golf Minastry

Deacon Wayne Slugg has started our very own True Christian Golf Minastry. These Jesus Golf Balls are substituted for any ball that a golfer hits off the fairway. The member of the ministry then throws the Jesus Golf Ball onto the green. A great way to witness for the Lord!

Picture Of Baby Jesus

Our creation scientists have been able to get a picture of baby Jesus while he was 7 weeks old in Mary's womb. Even at this stage he was holding everything together as Colossians 1:17 says "in (or by) Him (Jesus) all things hold together."

Bible launched into space!

Wyrst Pentacostal Church is the very first church in the world to launch a bible into space. Our bible satellite will be able to beam bible verses to the whole world 24 /7 for small fee.