Pastor Dale K Whangke

Wednesday

Pastor Ted Bucket - "Obama is the Anti-Christ"

Pastor Ted Bucket will be speaking at this Sunday's morning service on "Obama is the Anti-Christ". He will provide graphic detail on how the USA has gone over to the Dark Side by electing a black person instead of God's chosen right-winger, McCain's Frozen Dinners.

Bring the whole family!

Any Wyrst Pentacostal Church member who does not bring the WHOLE family to every available church service or meeting will be fined $50 for each family member missing as of this Sunday.

Stoning Prohibited!

Stoning is prohibited unless:

1. The person being stoned is not a true Christian

2. The stones used are purchased from Wysrt Pentacostal Church Biblestore.

New Chapel

Our new outreach centre, the Dale K. Whangke Chapel, was opened in Rutherford last Sunday by Rev. Ted Bucket.

Sunday

SIGN FROM THE LORD!!!!

Some people mistook angels flying over our church as a flock of seagulls but Pastor Dale K. Whangke has had a special message from the Lord to say that ist is a actually a sign that he should get paid twice his stipend starting from this week. The Church Board has heard the message from the Lord and acted swiftly!