Join up for our new Crusade!

Wyrst Pentacostal Church is launching its own crusade against infidels, secular humanists, evilooshunists and everyone who is not a true Christian.

See the world and praise Jesus while having fun witnessing for Jesus. Last year we had a great time of fellowship as this photo demonstrates:

Application Forms for this important minastry are available in our church foyer.

Senior Citizens Outing

Our Senior Citizens Outing was a great success with many signing up for the Wyrst Funeral Plan.

Funeral Planning Seminar

Funeral Planning Seminar as advertised in the Waitland Muckery. Book now for 5% discount if tithe paying Wyrst Pentacostal Church member. Dvd available at our Biblestore.

Groovy Youth Concert This Saturday Night

ART SHOW AT WYRST PENTACOSTAL CHURCH

As reported in the Waitland Muckery.

New "Jesus Watch" at our Biblestore

As usual, we offer a 1% discount on this item for all tithe-paying Trew Kristyuns. Just clip out 10 coupons from the Waitland Muckery.

Please obey this commandment. There are heretics asking for food and shelter which should only be given to tithe-paying Trew Kristyuns. Ask one of the Wyrst Pentacostal Church Elders or Deacons if you are unsure of who to help.

Sermon topic for this Sunday

Get your "Christian Smile On A Stick"

Available at our Biblestore. Look just like our Pastor Dale K. Whangke!!!!