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The Deacons have alerted the staff to the fact that someone has had a severe "gas attack" at the previous few church services. Several members have had to be evacuated and be revived in an oxygen tank. As a result staff have issued the following guidelines above. "Demon Killer", the church guard dog, will be employed to sniff out the culprit at future church services.