Bring the whole family!

Any Wyrst Pentacostal Church member who does not bring the WHOLE family to every available church service or meeting will be fined $50 for each family member missing as of this Sunday.

Stoning Prohibited!

Stoning is prohibited unless:

1. The person being stoned is not a true Christian

2. The stones used are purchased from Wysrt Pentacostal Church Biblestore.

New Chapel

Our new outreach centre, the Dale K. Whangke Chapel, was opened in Rutherford last Sunday by Rev. Ted Bucket.

SIGN FROM THE LORD!!!!

Some people mistook angels flying over our church as a flock of seagulls but Pastor Dale K. Whangke has had a special message from the Lord to say that ist is a actually a sign that he should get paid twice his stipend starting from this week. The Church Board has heard the message from the Lord and acted swiftly!

Welcome to our new members!

Welcome to our new church members, Doris and Laurel Wooton and their daughter Sally.

Ticket To Heaven

* Offer is only for true Christians who are triple tithe members of Wyrst Pentacostal Church

MEDICAL WARNING!

Don't let your children be deceived by Satan by imbibing this Devil's brew made by secuar humnanist evilushunists!!!!

New Bible Belt

Buy a Bible Belt at out Biblestore and receive a FREE JESUS JUICE BOTTLE that will fit into your Bible!

Buy Bibles for the troops!

Buy a Bible for each member of the troops. Available from our Biblestore. 3% discount with a Waitland Muckery coupon.