Friday
Bible toilet paper
Now you can wipe yourself with the word of the Lord with our new product - Bible toilet paper. Make sure you read each verse before you use it to wipe your naughty parts. This made from recycled Waitland Muckery newspapers. As usual there is a 1% discount for all triple tithers at Wyrst Pentacostal Church.
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Biblestore,
Waitland Muckery
Monday
Australia Day less hot than hell

Friday
Remember to join us for the LAST Australia Day ever!

Labels:
Minastries,
Waitland Muckery
Wednesday
God smites heathens with floods

Labels:
Sermoans,
Wyrst Pentacostal Church
Sunday
Australia Day Celebrations

This Australia Day our Biblestore will have an added corner with Australian memorabilia for sale.

Pastor Dale K Whangke will be giving an Australia Day sermon entitled "Bring Back The White Australia Policy".
Labels:
Minastries,
Sermoans
Saturday
COMPLAINTS REGARDING NEW YEAR'S EVE FIREWORKS DISPLAY

Labels:
Minastries
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