ATTEND THE LAST NEW YEAR'S EVE EVER!!!!

Wyrst Pentacostal Church will celebrate the LAST New Year's Eve ever with a spectacular fireworks display in its church car park followed by a two sermoan by Pastor Dale on how you can tell that Jesus will return on 21st May 2011. Bring along your heathen friends to be converted as the fireworks spell out "Repent or burn in Hell, you sinners!" in the sky above Maitland. Gates open at 6:00pm. Jesus Jingles will be provided and our Biblestore will be open. Another awesome minastry from Wyrst Pentacostal Church!

Become a friend of Jesus on Facebook

Thanks to Wyrst Pentacostal Church Jesus is now on Facebook. Become a friend of Jesus now or burn in Hell forever.

Church Closed for Christmas

Wyrst Pentacostal Church will be closed for Christmas Day and reopen for church services and your tithes in Januray 2011. All minastries will be suspended till February 2011.

Till February 2011 Pastor Dale K Whangke will be guest speaker at every church in the Hunter Valley area whose pastor has gone on holidays. Pastor Dale will also be minastering at all available retreats and seminars across Australia (if they provide appropriate 5 star accommodation).

Pastor Dale stated that the the love offerings received in this minastry should boost the funds for the Pastor Dale Missionary Journey to Los Vegas in the new year where lots of cash will be required to minaster to the heathens in gambling dens.

Remember, the Lord loves those who buy Christmas presents from our Biblestore. An awesome 1% discount for triple tithe paying members of Wyrst Pentacostal Church!

Thank you, Maitland City Council

Thank you, Maitland City Council for placing a caution sign on Cowpat Road leading to our church complex. Read all about it in the Waitland Muckery.

BREAKFAST WITH JESUS & SANTA - DECEMBER 4

All welcome. Jesus will be signing autographs for a small fee. Jesus' books, dvds and t-shirts are available for purchase in the Foyer on the day. Another awesome minastry from Wysrt Pentacostal Church!

IMPORTANT MARK 16:18 MESSAGE

Four Employees Sadly Missed

The above four employees of Wyrst Pentacostal Church will leaving for missionary work at Disneyland, USA. They have spent years in ministry in our Chrildren's Church and will be sadly missed. Full story in this weekend's Waitland Muckery.

TIMES NEW ROMAN FONT BANNED

Pastor Dale has issued an edict that all Wyrst Pentacostal Church documents be rid of the evil, Satanic, of the Devil font Times New Roman. Exorcisms will be performed on any employee using it.